Skip to main content

Tons of Money

Kings Theatre, Edinburgh
1 star
Monday night’s opening of Alan Ayckbourn’s 1980s adaptation of Will Evans and Valentine’s 1920s farce was cancelled due to three of the cast being stuck on a slow train from snow-bound Berwick. Given that when the curtain finally went up on Tuesday for a show so throwaway as to be running the risk of violating some ancient litter laws, one wonders why the absentees didn’t simply phone in their performance or else not bother to turn up at all.

Because this ghastly tale of an idle rich couple permanently in hock who, with their stately pile about to be repossessed, inherit a fortune, really isn’t worth all the effort assorted directors and costume designers have put into it. Regardless of how ill-timed a statement from patriarch Aubrey such as “If the bank refuse me credit, I’ll take my overdraft elsewhere” is right now, Aubrey’s assorted faked deaths and identity changes to dupe his and spouse Louise’s creditors makes one wonder if the recently imprisoned canoeist who attempted a similar scam was a fan.

One can only puzzle at Ayckbourn’s motivation for dusting down such dated rubbish, let alone producer Bill Kenwright’s purpose for reviving it. Perhaps it’s to show up what a moribund place the National Theatre, who first staged the play during the height of Thatcherism, was back in those dark days. Mark Curry and a fragrant Caroline Langrishe – the latter sporting an array of colour-co-ordinated frocks – go through their paces with assorted telly-friendly faces in tow, but the whole thing is so bankrupt at every level as to wish all concerned were safely back in Berwick.

The Herald, February 5th 2009

ends

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Myra Mcfadyen - An Obituary

Myra McFadyen – Actress   Born January 12th 1956; died October 18th 2024   Myra McFadyen, who has died aged 68, was an actress who brought a mercurial mix of lightness and depth to her work on stage and screen. Playwright and artistic director of the Royal Lyceum Theatre, Edinburgh, David Greig, called McFadyen “an utterly transformative, shamanic actor who could change a room and command an audience with a blink”. Citizens’ Theatre artistic director Dominic Hill described McFadyen’s portrayal of Puck in his 2019 production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream at the Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre in London as “funny, mischievous and ultimately heartbreaking.”   For many, McFadyen will be most recognisable from Mamma Mia!, the smash hit musical based around ABBA songs. McFadyen spent two years on the West End in Phyllida Lloyd’s original 1999 stage production, and was in both film offshoots. Other big screen turns included Rob Roy (1995) and Our Ladies (2019), both directed by Mi...

Losing Touch With My Mind - Psychedelia in Britain 1986-1990

DISC 1 1. THE STONE ROSES   -  Don’t Stop 2. SPACEMEN 3   -  Losing Touch With My Mind (Demo) 3. THE MODERN ART   -  Mind Train 4. 14 ICED BEARS   -  Mother Sleep 5. RED CHAIR FADEAWAY  -  Myra 6. BIFF BANG POW!   -  Five Minutes In The Life Of Greenwood Goulding 7. THE STAIRS  -  I Remember A Day 8. THE PRISONERS  -  In From The Cold 9. THE TELESCOPES   -  Everso 10. THE SEERS   -  Psych Out 11. MAGIC MUSHROOM BAND  -  You Can Be My L-S-D 12. THE HONEY SMUGGLERS  - Smokey Ice-Cream 13. THE MOONFLOWERS  -  We Dig Your Earth 14. THE SUGAR BATTLE   -  Colliding Minds 15. GOL GAPPAS   -  Albert Parker 16. PAUL ROLAND  -  In The Opium Den 17. THE THANES  -  Days Go Slowly By 18. THEE HYPNOTICS   -  Justice In Freedom (12" Version) ...

The Passage – Hip Rebel Degenerates: Black, White and Red All Over

Prelude – The Power of Three   Fear. Power. Love. This life-and-death (un)holy trinity was the driving force and raisons d’être of The Passage, the still largely unsung Manchester band sired in what we now call the post-punk era, and who between 1978 and 1983 released four albums and a handful of singles.    Led primarily by composer Dick Witts, The Passage bridged the divide between contemporary classical composition and electronic pop as much as between the personal and the political. In the oppositional hotbed of Margaret Thatcher’s first landslide, The Passage fused agit-prop and angst, and released a song called Troops Out as a single. The song offered unequivocal support for withdrawing British troops from Northern Ireland.    They wrote Anderton’s Hall, about Greater Manchester’s born again right wing police chief, James Anderton, and, on Dark Times, rubbed Brechtian polemic up against dancefloor hedonism. On XOYO, their most commercial and potentially mo...