Coffee-Table Notes

The Pavilion, Glasgow Four stars  When a country celebrates itself, it is a show of confidence and strength. When it does it too much, it’s probably time to worry. As the all singing, all dancing comic troupe delivering Scott Gilmour and Claire McKenzie’s irreverent potted history of Caledonia in song suggests from the off, however, this is Scotland. It does things differently. Most of the time, anyway.  Jemima Levick’s production begins and ends in the toilet, that centre of the universe from whence all manner of human waste is purged. It is also one of Scotland’s many great inventions. Here, this monumental porcelain pan immortalised as something more regal on Kenny Miller’s set manifests itself in the flesh by way of the lanky form of Tyler Collins. Dressed like a giant baseball capped condom in Saltire patterned pants, Collins becomes our host for the evening in a fast moving compendium of selected high and low lights from Scotland’s last 1200 years.   Like Horri...

Òran Mór , Glasgow  Four stars    Poor Joy. Despite her name, she just can’t see the funny side of life. As a terminally single librarian, her world isn’t exactly a barrel of laughs anyway, especially not in the Emilys section, where Ms’s Bronte and Dickinson provide some kind of comfort. This would be one more thing to blame the parents for if they were around. As Joy makes clear when she goes on a date with a wannabe comedian who tests out his new material on her, however, she just doesn’t get the joke. Or any joke, for that matter. This prompts Joy’s date to suggest she desperately seek help, medical or otherwise, in order to try and find her sense of humour.    We know all this because Joy tells all in a glorious monologue by Morna Young that sees Naomi Stirrat embody our heroine in all her specky, tweedy, geeky glory. Presented as a stand-up show, Alex Fthenakis’ production charts Joy’s progress across a series of routines in a comic memoir that uses e...

The Studio, Edinburgh Four stars    Liam Hurley and Jo Mango’s musical meditation on the pains of confinement first appeared in 2024. Its presentation by some of Scotland’s leading songwriters of work created with those in the prison system about to be released showcased a poignant fusion of storytelling and folk infused chamber pop. Two years on, and Hurley and Mango’s production remains a moving and powerful construction that brings dignity and nuance to a difficult subject.    What is effectively a song cycle born out of a series of workshops with prisoners sets up a series of criss-crossing narratives knitted either side of a fairytale about a giant without a heart. This see Louis Abbot of Admiral Fallow play a workshop leader not unlike himself going into prisons, while Mango plays a mediator who writes letters for prisoners inbetween dealing with her own stresses. Kim Grant, aka Raveloe, tells the giant’s tale with an engaging performative largesse. At the show...

Royal Lyceum Theatre, Edinburgh Four stars    Edinburgh has so much to answer for in David Greig’s new stage adaptation of David Nicholls’ novel, just as it has in the book itself, as well as its film and TV adaptations. The city’s influence is there at the start as Emma and Dexter drunkenly fall together on graduation day 1988 in what on Rae Smith’s revolving set looks like a mock-up of the University of Edinburgh’s Teviot House Union long before its recent makeover. It’s there as well in the Rankeillor Street student flatshare on the city’s southside where Emma lives with what turn out to be mates for life. Finally, it’s up there on Arthur’s Seat, where everything sort of begins, and where, twenty years on, and with their lives turned upside down, it will never fully end.   As with its source, Greig’s play charts Emma and Dexter’s parallel lives every St. Swithin’s Day on which they intermittently collide. This comes first as friends, then soulmates, before fate ta...

Theatre Royal, Glasgow Five stars    When worlds collide it changes everything for Susan, the woman on the verge of what used to be called a nervous breakdown in Alan Ayckbourn’s mid 1980s play. The bump on the head she wakes up from at the start of the play after she stepped on a rake in an unseen piece of comedy slapstick has clearly been an accident waiting to happen for some time.    Vicar’s wife Susan is trapped in a loveless marriage with Gerald, who is more concerned with trying to write a history of his parish than he is for his wife. Their would-be rebel son Rick has just left a sect in Hemel Hempstead for a brand new wife, and Gerald’s sister Muriel thinks her long dead husband is talking to her.    Delirium sends Susan down one of Dr. Bill’s rabbit holes, where a parallel universe steps out of the bushes in the shape of a fantasy family. All drop dead gorgeous, they idolise Susan, who has reimagined herself as a best selling historical novelist....

Òran Mór , Glasgow Four stars Lydia gets more than she bargained for when she visits the local duck pond. Armed with a bottle of gin, a broken heart and a deep-set death wish, she intends chucking herself in the water and ending it all. A resident Swan has other ideas, however, and determines to show her a good time. Before long this oddest of couples are flying high on a bender in dodgy nightclubs and taking last trains to London, where Lydia wakes at dawn.    Or at least this is the story Lydia tells at closing time in this lounge bar musical fantasia by writer/director Eve Nicol and composer/lyricist Finn Anderson.  Based on a radio play by David Greig,  this latest edition of A Play, a Pie and a Pint’s lunchtime theatre initiative is a bittersweet tale of everyday emotional survival.    Julia Murray is in fine voice as broken diva Lydia, with Paul McArthur somehow transforming himself from barfly to Swan with just a change of shirt. This ushers in ...

Tron Theatre, Glasgow Three stars   How might a generation of young people judge the failures of their parents to protect the environment? This is the starting point for Dawn King’s play, receiving its Scottish premiere in Joanna Bowman’s production for the Tron. King’s line of inquiry takes us into some dystopian near future, where three adults all deemed culpable in the damage done are judged by a jury of teenagers, with euthanisation the potential end result.   The trio are first world cannon fodder, whose speeches of liberal atonement for taking too many flights, working for dodgy oil companies and probably not putting the right rubbish in the recycling bin probably aren’t going to save them. Certainly not from the twelve angry adolescents tasked here to decide their fate with a mere fifteen minutes to make their mind up.    As the unnamed Defendants, Brian Ferguson, Maryam Hamidi and Pauline Goldsmith speak their monologues from designer Jessica Worrall’s state ...

The Studio, Edinburgh Three stars    What do you do when you’re told you’re not the God you say you are? In Dionysus’ case after being barred from Thebes by king Pentheus and his mother Agave in one of Euripides’ defining works, you take revenge on those that disrespected with your own gang, and hell mewnd the lot ofd them.    This is more or less the driving force for Dionysus in Euripides’ much-reimagined  piece of myth-making involving a cast of, if not thousands, then certainly a few. The last time a new version of the play graced Scottish stages was by way of David Greig’s version in 2007, when Dionysus turned up mob handed in the form of Alan Cumming and a gospel choir in tow.    Arriving in Edinburgh hot on the heels of Bard in the Botanics' production of Euripides' other greatest hit, Medea, Ewan Downie’s new take on The Bacchae for the Company of Wolves company couldn’t be more different. Written by Downie, and performed solo by him over ...

Beacon Arts Centre, Greenock Four stars   Alan Spence’s study of the shifting fortunes of a father and son in working class Glasgow was first produced at Edinburgh’s Traverse Theatre in 1982, arriving on a wave of new Scottish voices creating poetry out of the everyday. Spence became better known as a novelist and poet, while Sailmaker went on to become a fixture and favourite of the school curriculum. It was last seen on a professional stage in 1990.    This long overdue revival by director Liz Carruthers reminds us of what a fine dramatist Spence is. His play is a masterpiece that fuses rites of passage and working class ambition with a portrait of poverty and grief in a rapidly disappearing Glasgow. At times it feels like a piece of European neo realism that in any other country would have long seen it adapted for film. As it is, this tour heroically produced by Ayr’s Gaiety Theatre and Greenock’s Beacon Art Centre can’t even get a gig in the city where it is...

Traverse Theatre, Edinburgh Four stars   The sun may be shining at the start of Kathy McKean’s devastating version of Euripides’ tragedy, but it doesn’t last in this revival of Bard in the Botanics production, originally seen in 2022 in the up-close confines of the Kibble Palace. This tour of more formal theatres unleashes the full fury of McKean and Euripides’ heroine whilst retaining the play’s sense of intimacy amidst the emotional fallout.   Under lighting designer Benny Goodman’s Mediterranean skies hanging over the mix of the monumental and the domestic on Carys Hobbs’ set, Isabelle Joss’s Nurse picks up the pieces of the break up of her mistress and her former squeeze Jason, who is about to wed a younger and more local model. When Medea finally swishes and simmers into view, despite her anguished noises off, she is a sunkissed vision about to explode into gold coloured flames.   What follows in Gordon Barr’s production is an extraordinary depiction of a woman left ...

The Playhouse, Edinburgh Five stars   World Book Day arriving on the same day as the official Edinburgh opening of the latest tour of Dennis Kelly and Tim Minchin’s epic stage musical of Roald Dahl’s 1988 novel was a perfect piece of synchronicity. Matilda, after, all, features one of the most bookish heroines ever imagined.    Inexplicably born into a family of knockabout telly addicts, five-year-old Matilda Wormwood buries herself in books, with her precocious intellect channelling increasingly fantastical tales of acrobats and escapologists that she tells to Esther Niles’ librarian, Mrs Phelps. At school, meanwhile, Matilda is caught between the nurturing hand of Tessa Kadler’s angelic Miss Honey and the brutal regime of Richard Hurst’s monstrous Miss Trunchbull. Somehow Matilda quietly inspires her fellow pupils to rise up as she discovers the value of defiance early on.   Dahl’s tale of a damaged little girl who finds salvation through a mix of knowledge, i...

Oran Mor, Glasgow Three stars    Life is one great big action movie for Davie and Sean. It’s always been that way, ever since they met across a garden fence when they were wee. Davie reckons he’s seen every film ever made, so it’s only right that he calls the shots, and they become Butch and Sundance to the end. Or at least until their playacting leads the pair down a darker road, and they end up in the same prison.    It is Davie who ends up being the first of the gang to die, alas, prompting a still incarcerated Sean to give his best friend the legendary send off he deserves. He even has the dearly departed around in celestial form to tell him what to do as he always has. For now, anyway.    Stephen Christopher and Graeme Smith’s new play for A Play, a Pie and a Pint’s lunchtime theatre season follows their success with The Scaff and Dancing Shoes with a fantastical rites of passage that takes Sean on a wild goose chase from prison cell to funeral pa...

The Poetry Club at SWG3, Glasgow Four stars   A giant inflatable heart leftover from Valentine’s hangs down in the Poetry Club bar prior to the performance of Kathryn Mincer’s bite size new play in the main room next door. While the audience are encouraged to write down what they wish they had asked their ex, it is perhaps worth considering that the trouble with inflatable hearts is they either burst or else slowly deflate and lie limp.    One or the other appears to be what has happened to Alexa and Thomas, the not so happy couple driving each other crazy in Mincer’s play, brought to life in Dominique Mabille’s production by a young international company with their sights clearly set on something bigger.    Alexa and Thomas aren’t crazy the way they were on their first date, nor when one of them told the other they loved them for the first time, and the other one loved them right back. After just shy of seven years together, alas, it might just have someth...

Citizens Theatre, Glasgow  Five stars   The stage curtain creaks as it rises with painstaking slowness on the barren twilight zone occupied by Samuel Beckett’s most forlorn of duos in Dominic Hill’s moving new production for the Citz. Here, George Costigan and Matthew Kelly embody Vladimir and Estragon in Beckett’s mould breaking piece of mid twentieth century existential vaudeville with a tragicomic rapport that comes through a lifetime of shared experience.    All dressed down and wildly bearded, the pair look more like redneck hobos living in the woods than the silent movie double act they are often presented as. Only through the terminal sense of tragicomic pathos that they hold on to throughout all the brilliant bickering Beckett has concocted for them do they find some kind of accidental salvation.    Jean Chan’s set looks like some battle scarred lower depths, with Costigan and Kelly guarding it through the night like long lost casualties of a war no...

Oran Mor, Glasgow Three stars   When Paul McCartney decided to get his head together in the country in the aftermath of the Beatles splitting up, this took him and his then wife Linda to the wilds of his Campbeltown farm. This eventually sired their band Wings’ 1977 Christmas number one, Mull of Kintyre.    Before all that, however, Fab Macca had Kathy and Jack to contend with. As the now seventy-something grandparents to Molly explain to her for an oral history project in Milly Sweeney’s new play, it was Beatles daft Jack’s idea for the couple to go on holiday to Campbeltown. It was the long hot summer of 1976, and Jack had a vague but determined notion of meeting his pop idol. What happens instead is a series of more everyday epiphanies that force the young couple to navigate their often fractious relationship while making a set of memories that will last a lifetime.    Sally Reid’s production for this first show in a new season of lunchtime theatre prese...

Tramway, Glasgow Four stars   Sex and the disabled has long been considered by some as a taboo topic, with presumptions that those with disabilities don’t have sexual feelings, let alone act on them, still prevailing in some quarters. Such ideas should have been put to bed after the screening of The Skin Horse, an impressionistic 1983 Channel Four documentary on the subject that was co-scripted by the late Nabil Shaban, who also appeared in it prior to becoming a familiar presence on Scotland’s stages later in his career.    More than four decades on, the subject is still hot property, as this new play from disabled based theatre company Birds of Paradise demonstrates in a work co-written by Hana Pascal Keegan, Gabriella Sloss, and BOP artistic director Robert Softley Gale.   The play’s main focus is Ben, a nineteen-year-old wheelchair user who has barely left his parents house for six months following an incident in a Liverpool nightclub. With his only real human co...

Theatre Royal, Glasgow Three stars    For almost three decades now, composer Jim Parker’s foreboding theremin waltz has been an oddly comforting prime time telly fanfare that has opened the door to millions of viewers on what may or may not be regarded as rural middle England’s answer to Twin Peaks. So it goes as well for Guy Unsworth’s stage version of Caroline Graham’s very first Inspector Barnaby novel that gets behind the hedgerows and into the deceptively sleepy killing fields of the fictional county of Midsomer.   As long term fans and subscribers to ITVx will already know, this involves the quietly determined Inspector Tom Barnaby and his wet behind the ears Sergeant Gavin Troy dispatched to the even sleepier hamlet of Badger’s Drift to investigate the death of an 80-something local called Emily Simpson.    In a village peopled by a roll-call of dotty eccentric spinsters, Freudian mummy’s boys, wannabe artists, posh girl gold diggers and illicit trysts th...

Citizens Theatre, Glasgow Four stars   When George Bernard Shaw dragged himself out of premature retirement in 1923, the great man’s late burst was inspired by Joan of Arc being made a saint. A decade on, Shaw was persuaded to write a screenplay based on his drama. As other filmmakers have shown, the story of the French teenager who made France great again after hearing holy voices in her head only to be burnt at the stake for her trouble was ripe big screen material. Shaw’s slimmed down version of his play, alas, remains unmade.    It is his screenplay, however, that is the source  of director/designer Stewart Laing’s remarkable rendering that sees Martin O’Connor’s malevolent Chorus speak the scenic directions as the action unfolds. At points his narration makes him sound like a frontline war correspondent in a way that recalls the historical reconstructions of Peter Watkins’s great documentary styled film, Culloden, by way of the voiceover disruptions of radical L...

The Studio, Edinburgh Four stars   Meet Joey. He’s just turned up at church for his best mate’s mum’s funeral looking and smelling like he’s spent the night in Sodom, and has a eulogy to give. Before all that, however, Joey has a story to tell, not just about what happened last night, but how a gay Catholic teenager like him growing up in Galway managed to navigate his way to who he is. And why not? As the great big cross at the centre of the stage makes clear, he’s in the right place to confess all.    Conor O'Dwyer performs his debut solo play with an unfettered brio in Jen McGregor’s production, which comes home following an Edinburgh Festival Fringe run and several years of development care of Capital Theatres and others. In what is clearly a labour of love for O’Dwyer, the play sees Joey bluff his way through school and embrace a few stereotypes en route to enlightenment beyond being a self styled ‘bad gay’.   While O’Dwyer’s writing makes clear there are still ...

Festival Theatre, Edinburgh Three stars   Christmas has either come early, late or is now an all year round thing judging by the title of the suitably named Mischief Theatre Company’s latest excursion into on and off stage chaos care of their perennially O.T.T. Cornley Amateur Drama Society. As it is, for fans of the, ahem, C.A.D.S. since their inception a decade and a half ago with the cunningly titled The Play that Goes Wrong, such out of season anomalies will be as predictably familiar as much as the show is a chance to catch up with old friends.   Cue Daniel Lewis’s dictatorial director Chris, Henry Lewis’s old ham Robert, Greg Tannahill’s nervous wreck Jonathan, Ashley Tucker’s stars in her eyes Sandra and the rest of a company with only a passing knowledge of Charles Dickens’ classic festive yarn, and even then only by way of the Muppets. With Chris casting himself as Scrooge, what follows beyond the Christmas jumpers, Jonathan’s fear of heights, young Dennis’ inabi...